JADE PLUS · WHAT WE'VE LEARNED SO FAR

Google carries the account. Beginners are the only persona that converts. Spanish-language SA is the strongest creative signal we have.

A one-page distillation of ~21 Google runs, ~20 Meta runs, persona tests, creative tests, KOL audit and landing-page tests since January. Read the full brief for evidence and action IDs.

SCOPE Jan – May 2026 ATTRIBUTION Triple Whale lastPlatformClick EVALUATION Mon/Wed/Fri runs

Five things to internalize before any other decision in the account.

  • Google is the channel. Meta is a sandbox. Apr 21 incrementality test confirmed Meta at $345/day produced zero lift in Shopify orders. Meta has been held at $50/day since. Google PMax + Search carries the account.
  • Beginner is the only audience that converts. 40 of 135 monthly purchases, $96 CAC. Security, BTC Maximalist, Comp Switch, Privacy at scale, and 8 emotional-variant A/Bs ($980+ spend) all failed.
  • Spanish-language SA is the highest-leverage variable in the account. SA PMax 30d ROAS 2.5–8x; SA Spanish ads hit 5–13x. Account is budget-capped, not creative-capped. $100→$150/day scale is the most-pending decision.
  • The platform pixel lies. Platform 5–8x while TW click sits at 0.9–1.6x and Shopify orders/day stay flat. Every scale decision gates on TW click + store-level order rate, not pixel.
  • Beginner sub-segments beat monolithic Beginner. Trigger Event ($15–48 CAC) and Gift ($25–69 CAC) outperform the whole. Procrastinator and Researcher failed.

One-line verdict per channel. "Working" means it's earned its current spend; "Not working" means platform metrics overstate it; "Untested" means literal absence of data.

Google PMax — SA
Best channel in the account. 30d ROAS 2.4–8x; Spanish creative 5–13x. Budget-capped at $100/day for 4 consecutive runs.
Working
Google PMax — EU
Structurally soft. EU language variants (German, Italian, Spanish-EU) all failed and paused. French is the lone language anchor; Beginner-Friendly carries it.
Mixed
Google PMax — US
Air-Gap/Privacy and Trigger Event sub-segments are healthy ($15–102 CAC). Beginner-Friendly + Procrastinator are confirmed waste ($518+ CAC). Severe under-delivery from tROAS throttle.
Mixed
Google Search — US
Hit KPI for 4 runs after stripping competitor + 'hardware wallet' negatives, then collapsed in May. Branded queries (~$155/wk, 0 conv) are the new dominant waste.
Mixed
Google App Install — UAC
$0.25 CPI over 6 days in Tier-1 — well under the $1.46 ceiling. Verdict gates on in-app activation, not CPI alone.
Working
Meta
Not a scale channel. $345/day produced zero lift in store orders. Held at $50/day floor as a creative test bed. Audience saturation breach is persistent at freq 3.20.
Not working
Reddit / X (paid)
No Reddit ad data anywhere. A $682 X burst appeared in TW for one week with 0 attributed purchases — outside FB workflow scope, unexplained.
Untested
YouTube (paid)
Embedded in PMax inventory only. No dedicated test on file.
Untested
Organic / SEO
Healthy contributor — never measured incrementally. TW blended 30d 6.4–7.9x vs platform 1.5–2.5x. Paid channels are not the volume drivers they appear to be.
Working
KOL / Influencer
BTC Isla (LatAm, 17.4k subs) is the only proven performer and is being expanded. Bitcoin Audible gated on contract + promo code tracking. WBD scoped down. Several deals scrapped.
Mixed
Email
Infrastructure not yet built. Phase 1 (checkout opt-in) + Phase 2 (sats-back rebate) proposed Mar 2026. Every visitor today disappears with no follow-up.
Not shipped

Audience personas tested across Meta and Google PMax, plus the Beginner sub-segment split that's powering 2026 creative.

Audience personas
Beginner
40 purchases / $96 CAC in March. Carries every campaign that converts. "Setup / it's easy" is the only proven creative trigger.
Winner
Security
35 purchases / $113 CAC on Meta; 7.3% ATC→purchase (best of any persona). But Security-focused PMax groups died in both EU and US after 4 zero-conv runs.
Mixed
Bitcoin Maximalist
$94 CAC in March but only 2.1% ATC→purchase (4× worse funnel than Security). EU paused Apr 3, US paused Apr 13. Clicks but doesn't buy.
Failed
Privacy
$74 CAC in March, smallest audience. Removed from Meta Mar 31. LP exists; no current paid push.
Niche
CompSwitch
$136 CAC, lowest CTR (1.77%), highest CPP ($441). Negative "you've been burned" framing actively repels. Needs total creative rethink.
Failed
Beginner sub-segments (Apr 13 split)
Trigger Event
$15–48 CAC, 3.5–11x ROAS across 4 runs. Most efficient Google creative signal at current spend.
Winner
Gift
$25–69 CAC most weeks with two $390 spike weeks (Apr 27, May 1). Volatile but holds. CBO will sort.
Winner
Procrastinator
$214–533 CAC. Paused Apr 22.
Failed
Researcher
$198+ CAC, 0 conv multiple runs. Effectively suppressed by CBO.
Failed

Ranked winners and failures from Meta + Google. Spend follows the winners; the failures inform what to stop drafting.

Winning angles
  • "Setup / It's Easy / 10 Minutes" — Hold + Freeze creatives on Meta. ~75 conversions in April at $14–46 CAC. Freeze peaked 9.61x ROAS for 4 weeks straight.
  • Spanish-language SA5–13x ROAS. Single highest-leverage creative variable in the account.
  • Trigger Event sub-segment — Google PMax US. $15–48 CAC. Urgency + give-them-the-plan ("10 minutes, $149, done"). No education.
  • Jade Core "Just What You Need" — Meta May. $17–25 CAC, 4.16x → 5.09x → 7.56x ROAS accelerating. Now the load-bearer.
  • Jade Core "Privacy Right" — Meta. $35–51 CAC, 3 runs at KPI. Cypherpunk angle.
  • UGC "Why I Switched" — Meta May. $22–47 CAC; 18x ROAS in original creator-led R19.
  • Portuguese SA PMax$43–69 CAC over 4 weeks. Second confirmed localization.
Failed angles
  • Security Focused — paused in EU + US after 4+ zero-conv runs each.
  • Competitor Comparison — 0 conversions on $322/30d. EU paused Mar 31; US persisted longer but eventually died.
  • Bitcoin Maximalist — paused EU (Apr 3), US (Apr 13). Both KPI thresholds crossed.
  • Fresh Copy A/B (8 emotional variants) — Ownership, Relief, Anxiety, FearFact, Permission, Inaction, Demystify, Exchange. $980+ spend, 0 conversions. High CTR (2.3–3.1%) with zero purchase intent.
  • Jade Core "Shareable Price" + "For Your Desktop" — 0–1.5x ROAS in May. "For Your Desktop" also violates air-gap brand language.
  • EU language variants (German, Italian, Spanish-EU) — $877/wk at $292 CAC. All paused.
  • Cost-cap bidding — same Freeze creative that did 9.61x in CBO returned 0 conversions at $100–115 caps.

The mechanics behind the numbers. Each of these has bitten us at least once.

  • Pixel ≠ truth. TW lastPlatformClick is the gate. Meta pixel showed 9 purchases in March; TW click attribution showed 2. Real Meta CTR CAC was $900+.
  • Incrementality > platform ROAS. Pixel KPI without store-level order lift = view-through inflation, not real conversion.
  • Triple Whale blended ROAS is the business metric. Platform ROAS is for creative comparison only. TW blended 30d sits at 5–8x; gross profit $60K+ for 30d.
  • 30d windows can mask or fake improvement. May 1 ROAS "declined" only because strong early-April rolled off. Don't act on 30d alone.
  • tROAS targets are the dominant budget throttle. Three campaigns under-delivering vs budget (US PMax 8–11%, EU PMax 24–26%, US Search 9–18%) because actual ROAS sits at or just above tROAS.
  • Budget concentration beats breadth. Every successful intervention so far has been a pause that freed budget for the proven winner. EU cleanup drove ROAS 2.73x → 4.21x.
  • Branded queries are not free. 'blockstream jade' was the Search hero in April; by May, with non-brand negatives stripped, branded queries became the dominant waste.
  • Audience saturation hits fast at small budget. Meta Jade Core breached freq cap (3.0) within 2 runs of launch. ~130K Beginner cohort recycles every 2–3 weeks at $50/day.
  • Persona LPs beat generic store pages. 2.14× CR lift, 53% lower CPC, 1.77× ROAS with flat CPC — the lift is post-click. Volume dropped 83% in the test; efficiency still needs validation at higher spend.
  • Don't use cable/USB language in public copy. "For Your Desktop" Jade Core ad violated this and underperformed.

The unresolved questions that would move the most if we answered them.

  • Does SA scale to $150/day hold ROAS? Approval pending for 4+ runs. Highest-confidence move in the account.
  • Will branded negatives in US Search recover the channel or hollow it out? Hardware-wallet negative produced a HURT impact when removed; branded ('blockstream jade') is the next step but may destroy the campaign.
  • Can Meta earn its spend at the floor? Three new angles in test. None has crossed the incrementality bar yet (Shopify orders/day still below 16.0 baseline).
  • Why does Security convert through Meta + persona LP but die in PMax? ATC→purchase is 7.3% (best of any persona). PMax routing must be hitting a different audience or stage.
  • BTC Maxi LP / checkout audit — never executed. The 2.1% ATC→purchase rate is the unsolved leak.
  • Reddit and YouTube paid — completely untested as of May 13.
  • KOL CAC for everyone except BTC Isla — promo code tracking not consistently live.
  • Is Portuguese scalable beyond ~$70/wk? 4 weeks of positive data at small volume. Worth a budget split or its own asset group.
  • Email Phase 1. Not launched. Every visitor today disappears with no follow-up.