Five things to internalize before any other decision in the account.
- Google is the channel. Meta is a sandbox. Apr 21 incrementality test confirmed Meta at $345/day produced zero lift in Shopify orders. Meta has been held at $50/day since. Google PMax + Search carries the account.
- Beginner is the only audience that converts. 40 of 135 monthly purchases, $96 CAC. Security, BTC Maximalist, Comp Switch, Privacy at scale, and 8 emotional-variant A/Bs ($980+ spend) all failed.
- Spanish-language SA is the highest-leverage variable in the account. SA PMax 30d ROAS 2.5–8x; SA Spanish ads hit 5–13x. Account is budget-capped, not creative-capped. $100→$150/day scale is the most-pending decision.
- The platform pixel lies. Platform 5–8x while TW click sits at 0.9–1.6x and Shopify orders/day stay flat. Every scale decision gates on TW click + store-level order rate, not pixel.
- Beginner sub-segments beat monolithic Beginner. Trigger Event ($15–48 CAC) and Gift ($25–69 CAC) outperform the whole. Procrastinator and Researcher failed.
One-line verdict per channel. "Working" means it's earned its current spend; "Not working" means platform metrics overstate it; "Untested" means literal absence of data.
Audience personas tested across Meta and Google PMax, plus the Beginner sub-segment split that's powering 2026 creative.
Ranked winners and failures from Meta + Google. Spend follows the winners; the failures inform what to stop drafting.
- "Setup / It's Easy / 10 Minutes" — Hold + Freeze creatives on Meta. ~75 conversions in April at $14–46 CAC. Freeze peaked 9.61x ROAS for 4 weeks straight.
- Spanish-language SA — 5–13x ROAS. Single highest-leverage creative variable in the account.
- Trigger Event sub-segment — Google PMax US. $15–48 CAC. Urgency + give-them-the-plan ("10 minutes, $149, done"). No education.
- Jade Core "Just What You Need" — Meta May. $17–25 CAC, 4.16x → 5.09x → 7.56x ROAS accelerating. Now the load-bearer.
- Jade Core "Privacy Right" — Meta. $35–51 CAC, 3 runs at KPI. Cypherpunk angle.
- UGC "Why I Switched" — Meta May. $22–47 CAC; 18x ROAS in original creator-led R19.
- Portuguese SA PMax — $43–69 CAC over 4 weeks. Second confirmed localization.
- Security Focused — paused in EU + US after 4+ zero-conv runs each.
- Competitor Comparison — 0 conversions on $322/30d. EU paused Mar 31; US persisted longer but eventually died.
- Bitcoin Maximalist — paused EU (Apr 3), US (Apr 13). Both KPI thresholds crossed.
- Fresh Copy A/B (8 emotional variants) — Ownership, Relief, Anxiety, FearFact, Permission, Inaction, Demystify, Exchange. $980+ spend, 0 conversions. High CTR (2.3–3.1%) with zero purchase intent.
- Jade Core "Shareable Price" + "For Your Desktop" — 0–1.5x ROAS in May. "For Your Desktop" also violates air-gap brand language.
- EU language variants (German, Italian, Spanish-EU) — $877/wk at $292 CAC. All paused.
- Cost-cap bidding — same Freeze creative that did 9.61x in CBO returned 0 conversions at $100–115 caps.
The mechanics behind the numbers. Each of these has bitten us at least once.
- Pixel ≠ truth. TW lastPlatformClick is the gate. Meta pixel showed 9 purchases in March; TW click attribution showed 2. Real Meta CTR CAC was $900+.
- Incrementality > platform ROAS. Pixel KPI without store-level order lift = view-through inflation, not real conversion.
- Triple Whale blended ROAS is the business metric. Platform ROAS is for creative comparison only. TW blended 30d sits at 5–8x; gross profit $60K+ for 30d.
- 30d windows can mask or fake improvement. May 1 ROAS "declined" only because strong early-April rolled off. Don't act on 30d alone.
- tROAS targets are the dominant budget throttle. Three campaigns under-delivering vs budget (US PMax 8–11%, EU PMax 24–26%, US Search 9–18%) because actual ROAS sits at or just above tROAS.
- Budget concentration beats breadth. Every successful intervention so far has been a pause that freed budget for the proven winner. EU cleanup drove ROAS 2.73x → 4.21x.
- Branded queries are not free. 'blockstream jade' was the Search hero in April; by May, with non-brand negatives stripped, branded queries became the dominant waste.
- Audience saturation hits fast at small budget. Meta Jade Core breached freq cap (3.0) within 2 runs of launch. ~130K Beginner cohort recycles every 2–3 weeks at $50/day.
- Persona LPs beat generic store pages. 2.14× CR lift, 53% lower CPC, 1.77× ROAS with flat CPC — the lift is post-click. Volume dropped 83% in the test; efficiency still needs validation at higher spend.
- Don't use cable/USB language in public copy. "For Your Desktop" Jade Core ad violated this and underperformed.
The unresolved questions that would move the most if we answered them.
- Does SA scale to $150/day hold ROAS? Approval pending for 4+ runs. Highest-confidence move in the account.
- Will branded negatives in US Search recover the channel or hollow it out? Hardware-wallet negative produced a HURT impact when removed; branded ('blockstream jade') is the next step but may destroy the campaign.
- Can Meta earn its spend at the floor? Three new angles in test. None has crossed the incrementality bar yet (Shopify orders/day still below 16.0 baseline).
- Why does Security convert through Meta + persona LP but die in PMax? ATC→purchase is 7.3% (best of any persona). PMax routing must be hitting a different audience or stage.
- BTC Maxi LP / checkout audit — never executed. The 2.1% ATC→purchase rate is the unsolved leak.
- Reddit and YouTube paid — completely untested as of May 13.
- KOL CAC for everyone except BTC Isla — promo code tracking not consistently live.
- Is Portuguese scalable beyond ~$70/wk? 4 weeks of positive data at small volume. Worth a budget split or its own asset group.
- Email Phase 1. Not launched. Every visitor today disappears with no follow-up.